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It was a normal, cold night. The smell of death reeked the air. On the sidewalk I saw evil patrixx fucking my dad in the ass, that was usual. It was 3 am and I honestly don't know why I was walking. I then saw Slenderman, still usual. Then I saw a cold figure in the night, about 6 feet tall with huge fucking claws with fucking shit stained all over them, and thats how my experience on Shit Street began. The man chased me down to my house, he had green and blue stripes, his shirt also stained with shit. He was wearing no pants or underwear, making his penis completely visible.
I got back to my house, panting and sweating. I then went to the bathroom, because I needed to take a shit. But then... he was in the room. I screamed and ran out of the bathroom... and he was gone. Then I realized it... when you took shits he would appear... he could get into your bathroom while you were shitting. My friend Marlee was found dead the next day, only 60 feet from my house... she had been slaughtered and there were claw marks in her body... claw marks that we're stained with shit. It was super scary.
He then came behind me and grabbed my shoulders and a pikachu appeared and fucked me in the ass really hard and I was pregnant... but i'm not even a woman.
I then appeared in my bathroom... and the green and blue striped man walked towards me with his shit stained claws and he struck me... struck me repeatedly struck me... then i'm died.